I forgot to weed. I’ve been home for like three hours and just took a bong rip, like right now.
h0llo: Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy” <3 <3 <3 <3 It makes me so happy that I am not the only lady who thinks like this. Bitches be dirrrrty.
unluckycharmxo: stingraye: maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too