May 2013
I forgot to weed. I’ve been home for like three hours and just took a bong rip, like right now.
h0llo:
Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy”
<3 <3 <3 <3
It makes me so happy that I am not the only lady who thinks like this. Bitches be dirrrrty.
unluckycharmxo:
stingraye:
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
